Police appeal looks like a massive penis

Avon and Somerset Police are on the lookout for a massive red penis covering the area. Or at least that’s what it looks like, judging from their official appeal. The force put out a call for information after a 26-year-old man was stabbed in Shirehampton two days earlier, the Bristol Post reported. Obviously this is a serious crime, and we hope they catch the offender soon. But the brevity of the situation was somewhat lost when they put out a map of the crime area, which looked like, erm, this. They spotted the resemblance to a gentleman’s special area, and quickly changed it to something a bit less… penisey. *** Avon and Somerset Police appeal looks like a massive penis` | Metro News via IFTTT

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